"Oh my fucking god, the guy on the right? Seriously, fuck my life, he’s so fucking quiche!"
(Source: obelikov, via fulthroat)
i used to spend hours in the bathtub
mixing the cold water with the hot
that’s kind of how i feel tonight
my mom has a crush on one of the HGTV hosts and i mentioned that he was probably gay, and she said NO!! and my dad said “it’s a spectrum you idiots get with the picture”
"I’m trying to love people because they exist
and not because of what they can do for me."